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| lilmama10111 | test | test and quizes | 0 | Jun 25 2008, 11:44 AM EDT by lilmama10111 | ||||
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| lilmama10111 | hahaha | yo mama has and got | 0 | Jun 23 2008, 11:12 PM EDT by lilmama10111 | ||||
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Yo Moma...
has 10 fingers -- all on the same hand. has green hair and thinks she's a Tree. has a peanut butter wig with jelly sideburns. has wooden boobs and breast feeds beavers has one short leg and that why she always walking in circles... has a major weight problem - she can't wait...to eat. got a house that's so dusty, the Cockroaches drive around in Dune Buggies got a glass eye with a fish in it. got so much hair on her upper lip she has to braid it got so much dandruff that a Midgie landed on her head and said: "Christ, I aint' seen this much snow in years." got so much hair on her chest that her Breasts remind me of Coconuts... is a carpenter's dream - flat as a board and so easy to nail... |
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| lilmama10111 | hahaha | yo mama so old | 0 | Jun 23 2008, 11:11 PM EDT by lilmama10111 | ||||
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Yo Moma So Poor
that your family ate Cornflakes with a fork to save milk. they put her photo on food stamps. when I visited her trailer, 2 cockroaches tripped me and a Rat tried to steal me wallet. she waves an ice lolly around and calls it Air conditioning. burglars break into her home and leave money. when I told her about the last supper she thought the food stamps had run out. the building society repossed her cardboard box. she watches television on an Etch-A-Sketch. each night she goes to KFC to lick other folk's fingers she can't even afford to go to the free clinic. when I saw her kickin a can down the road I asked her what she was doing....'Moving' she replied. I caught her trying to use food stamps in the Gobstopper machine. when I rang her doorbell, SHE said 'Ding-Dong' I asked her where the 'facilities were' and she replied - "Pick a corner...ANY corner..." |
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| lilmama10111 | so poor | yo mama so smelly,nasty,and dirty | 0 | Jun 23 2008, 11:10 PM EDT by lilmama10111 | ||||
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Yo Moma So Poor
that your family ate Cornflakes with a fork to save milk. they put her photo on food stamps. when I visited her trailer, 2 cockroaches tripped me and a Rat tried to steal me wallet. she waves an ice lolly around and calls it Air conditioning. burglars break into her home and leave money. when I told her about the last supper she thought the food stamps had run out. the building society repossed her cardboard box. she watches television on an Etch-A-Sketch. each night she goes to KFC to lick other folk's fingers she can't even afford to go to the free clinic. when I saw her kickin a can down the road I asked her what she was doing....'Moving' she replied. I caught her trying to use food stamps in the Gobstopper machine. when I rang her doorbell, SHE said 'Ding-Dong' I asked her where the 'facilities were' and she replied - "Pick a corner...ANY corner..." |
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| lilmama10111 | yo mama | yo mama so fat | 0 | Jun 23 2008, 11:00 PM EDT by lilmama10111 | ||||
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when she step on the Weight Scales it says...'to be continued'...
she once went on a seafood diet...whenever she saw food she ate it! folk exercise by jogging around her! when she bends over, we enter Daylight Saving Time. she sat on a Nintendo Gamecube and it turned into a gameboy she make Kiko the Whale look like a Smartie NASA plan to use her to shore up the hole in the Ozone layer she was measured at 38-26-36 and that was just the left arm... small objects orbit her. she make olympic sumo wrestlers look anerixic. when I tell her to haul ass, she gotta make two trips. when she farted she launched herself into orbit. she lost a game at Hide&Seek only cos I spotted her...behind Mount Everest. when I had to swerve to avoid hitting her on the road I ran out of Petrol! she could be the eighth continent. she nearly put Safeway out of business the only thing that's attracted to her is gravity. her Uni graduation photo was an aerial when she auditioned for a part in Raiders of the Lost Ark she got the part of the big Rolling Ball. she make Jabba the Hutt look anorexic. her fave food is seconds. her belt size is Equator. she eats Desert out of a Trash Can lid she wears an 'X' jacket and Copters attempt to land on her she shows up on radar. she needs a map to find her butt. she fell into the Grand Canyon....and got stuck! she wears an asteroid belt. her Passport photo says 'Picture is continued overleaf' |
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| lilmama10111 | yo mama | yo mama so stupid | 0 | Jun 23 2008, 10:57 PM EDT by lilmama10111 | ||||
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I told her drinks were on the house...so she went and got a ladder...
she make Homer Simpson look like a Nobel Prize winner she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Cif. she noticed a sign reading 'Wet Floor'...so she just did! it takes her two hours to watch 60 Minutes. when you were born, she looked at your umbilical cord and said, "Wow, it comes with cable too!" she asked for a refund on a jigsaw puzzle complaining it was broken. she got locked in the Quickie Mart and nearly starved to death. she sold her Car for Petrol cash! she reckoned a Quarterback was a refund... she once attempted to commit suicide by jumping off a Kerb. she leaves tell tales signs she's been using my computer - white out (tipp ex) is on the screen. she took a job cutting grass on an Oil Rig. I found her peaking over a glass wall to see what was on the other side. it took her 2 days to make Microwaveable Pot Noodles. she invented a silent car alarm. that when you stand beside her you can actually hear the ocean she really thought the cinema was selling Free Willies... she watches The Three Stooges and takes notes. she was born on Halloween and can't remember her birthday. she thought Morning Dew was a New York radio station. she lost her shadow. she went to a Whalers game to see Kiko. she somehow got fired from a Blow-Job she thought Hot Meals were stolen food. she make Laurel and Hardy look like Nobel Prize winners. when I asked her to purchase me a Colour TV she asked me...'Which colour? |
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| lilmama10111 | yo mama so stupid | yo mama so stupid | 0 | Jun 23 2008, 10:56 PM EDT by lilmama10111 | ||||
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Yo Mama
Your mama so stupid jokes compiled by HumorSphere Create your Zwinky Your own Personalized Cartoon Anything Yo's -[ Ugly - Yo Mama - Fat - Poor - Old - Has-Got - Family - Like - Smelly - Anything - Latest ]- Yo Mama So Stupid I told her drinks were on the house...so she went and got a ladder... she make Homer Simpson look like a Nobel Prize winner she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Cif. she noticed a sign reading 'Wet Floor'...so she just did! it takes her two hours to watch 60 Minutes. when you were born, she looked at your umbilical cord and said, "Wow, it comes with cable too!" she asked for a refund on a jigsaw puzzle complaining it was broken. she got locked in the Quickie Mart and nearly starved to death. she sold her Car for Petrol cash! she reckoned a Quarterback was a refund... she once attempted to commit suicide by jumping off a Kerb. she leaves tell tales signs she's been using my computer - white out (tipp ex) is on the screen. she took a job cutting grass on an Oil Rig. I found her peaking over a glass wall to see what was on the other side. it took her 2 days to make Microwaveable Pot Noodles. she invented a silent car alarm. that when you stand beside her you can actually hear the ocean she really thought the cinema was selling Free Willies... she watches The Three Stooges and takes notes. she was born on Halloween and can't remember her birthday. she thought Morning Dew was a New York radio station. she lost her shadow. she went to a Whalers game to see Kiko. she somehow got fired from a Blow-Job |
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| lilmama10111 | yo mama so ugly | yo mama joks | 0 | Jun 23 2008, 10:49 PM EDT by lilmama10111 | ||||
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Yo Mama So Ugly
she put the Boogie man outta business. she make Michael Jackson look like Brad Pitt when she wobbles down the street in September, folk say, "Damn it, can't believe it's Halloween already..." when she applied for the ugly contest they told her 'NO Professionals' she looked out her window and was arrested for indecent exposure! minutes after she was born her Mother shouted 'What a treasure!" and her Poppa said "Yes, now let's go and bury her..." they push her face into the dough mixture when making Monster cookies. when they took her to the Beautician it took 10 hours....and that was just for the quote! yer Daddy takes her to work each day so he doesny have to kiss her goodbye... she put Marilyn Manson out of business. she was a guard at Snake Mountain they knew what time she was born cuz her face stopped the clock... even Harry Knowles refused to date her. they embalmed her face on a box of super-strength laxatives and sold it empty! she gets 364 extra days just to dress up for Halloween. Tony Blair moved Halloween to her birthday. you papa throws the ugly stick and she goes fetches it every time. she scared the stitching outta Frankenstein. we had to tie a steak round her neck so the dogs would play with her. I heard yer Father first met her at the Zoo. her shadow gave up. people at the Zoo pay cash so they DON't have to see her... her mom had to be Pissed drunk just to breast feed her. when born, the doctors had to fit her incubator with tinted windows. hotel managers use her picture to keep away the Rats. instead of round the ankles, they put the Bungee Jumping cord round her neck. they gave her a middle name...'accident'. she fell out of the Ugly Tree, hitting every branch on the way down.
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| Tmclemore101 | barber shop | chat | 1 | Jun 22 2008, 12:30 AM EDT by Tmclemore101 | ||||
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Barber Shop -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- At a Barber Shop a man peeks his head in the door and asks.. "About how long before I can get my hair cut" Barber looks around counts his customers and say's. "About two hours", OK Thanks, and the man goes on his way. The next day same man peeks in the door again and asks. "About how long before I can get my hair cut" Barber looks around again and counts his customers and say's. "About two hours", OK Thanks,says the man and Goes on his way again. The third day the same man peeks in the door again and asks. "About how long before I can get my hair cut" Barber looks around again and counts his customers and say's. "About an hour and a half", WOW, said the man and takes off running. The barber suspicious by now says to his assistant, "Follow that man and find out where he goes". The assistant runs after the man spying to find out where he goes. 20 min later the assistant returns to the Barber Shop laughing with out control and really loud. Barber asks."well, where did he go?". The assistant couldn't stop laughing. Barber asks again. "WHERE DID HE GO?". and the assistant still laughing says, "HE WENT STRAIGHT TO YOUR HOUSE."
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| Tmclemore101 | nasty bug | What's Happening | 2 | Jun 22 2008, 12:14 AM EDT by Tmclemore101 | ||||
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Nasty Bug
Every night, Harold would go down to the liquor store, get a six pack, bring it home, and drink it while he watched TV. One night, as he finished his last beer, the doorbell rang. He stumbled to the door and found a six-foot cockroach standing there. The bug grabbed him by the collar and threw him across the room, and left. The next night, after he finished his 3th beer, the doorbell rang. He walked slowly to the door and found the same six-foot cockroach standing there. The big bug punched him in the stomach, then left. The next night, after he finished his 1st beer, the doorbell rang again. The same six-foot cockroach was standing there. This time he was kneed in the groin and hit behind the ear as he doubled over in pain. Then the big bug left. The fourth night Harold didn't drink at all. The doorbell rang. The cockroach was standing there. The bug beat the snot out of Harold and left him in a heap on the living room floor. The following day, Harold went to see his doctor. He explained events of the preceding four nights. "What can I do?" he pleaded. "Not much" the doctor replied. "There's just a nasty bug going around."
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